Michael Phelps Pops Out of the ASU Curtain of Distraction

…

And the hits keep coming for the infamous Curtain of Distraction. One of the best things in college hoops.

Adding Michael Phelps oiled up in a speedo and swim cap with a thousand of his gold medals hanging around his neck was a nice touch. And effective – dude missed both.

Hey remember when Michael Phelps was dating and having sex with a man but had no idea? People forget that.